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Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Strange Nipples ST, Feb 21, 2018.

  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    WID. ME USE LAIN'S ARM N FIST HER BUM COS HIS WHITE WILLY 2 TINY
     
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Shut up ya ****ing baboon.
     
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    Ah wid
     
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  5. Patience

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    @monacoger DEFEND MY HONOUR (PATIENCE'S YOUNGER SISTER)
     
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  6. gas

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    Aint you got to get the water for Mons bath tonight?

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    LAIN NO WASH IN DE RIVER
     
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    Surprised the Wid Ye Nazis haven't dug you out. Oh, of course, silly me, it's only my Wid Ye's that are c.untish because I "don't get it".

    Post a photo and ask GC if anyone would bang it - half say yes, half say no = Wid Ye
    Post a photo and ask GC if anyone would bang it - half say yes, half say no = Not a Wid Ye ("he still doesn't get it")

    Barbie would get it big time, don't care if she looks stupid, I'd plug her piggy ring full of Ken Doll (ok, half full)

    I'll keep my eyes peeled in the Metro for another unsuitable Wid Ye
     
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    I'm ready to bet you didn't have sex until you were in your mid-30s <ok>
     
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    She's a fake, vacuous bimbo with lips like a baboon's arse (no disrespect meant @Patience ). Perfectly acceptable as a Wid Ye?

    If the burd looks like young Jayne Mansfield (a definite yes for any straight man) or Roseanne Barr (a definite no for any straight man apart from Gas) then it's not worthy of a Wid Ye?

    This isn't complicated son.
     
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    @gas
     
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    Ah wid :emoticon-0119-puke: only from behind(have to be before the African has ruined her)
     
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    Hopefully she has a horrible accident (acid attack perhaps) and requires proper surgery the vacuous cow.

    Probs wid tho.
     
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    Calm doon, FFS. She's just some daft wee lassie.
     
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    <laugh> ****ing psycho
     
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    Aye, like my comment is the most extreme that's been posted on this forum <laugh>
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    So what was the big deal with my Stabby Fat Bird Wid Ye then? Was she not fat enough? Bigger than Roseanne Barr I'd say and having laid into her best friend with a knife I'd also reckon she's a lot more Radio Rental than Ms Barr and would qualify under the Danger Shag criteria.

    It would be so much easier if you just said **** up you **** than try and impose rules on what is first and foremost a forum for deranged imbeciles. I get that every Wid Ye I will ever do will lead the mongs to reply with "doesn't get it" so I'll just have to satisfy myself and continue as per.

    Jayne Mansfield got her tay-tays out all the time and was meant to be the first full nude in the film Promises Promises before film classifications came in and changed what was allowed.
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    I liked yer post but only because of the picture of Jayne Mansfield. I didn't read the rest of your post.
     
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