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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    A recovering anorexic has told how she used to hide food in her ears to avoid eating it. Julia Janssen would also smear butter in her hair so she wouldn’t have to eat it during the peak of her illness.Therapists said she had one of the worst cases they had ever seen when she was finally admitted to hospital, weighing just 5st 9lb. In her worst weeks, Julia was terrified to even drink water in case it was contaminated and wouldn’t touch food because she feared it would be absorbed through her skin. She lost huge chunks of her hair, leaving bald patches, and simple tasks like taking a shower would take hours and leave her physically exhausted. Her blood pressure was so low she would faint many times a day and her lips and fingers would turn blue because she was always cold despite wearing woolly hats all year round.

    Hid food in her ears? Sounds fishy.

    Just think, a gob full of your nut muck is more protein than she has in a month. That and not having to worry about buying her Easter Eggs means it's a Wid from this cosmopolitan citizen.

    http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/03/woman-hid-food-in-her-ears-at-her-lowest-point-with-anorexia-6973744/
     
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  2. bayernkenny

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    Pushing the envelope here but probably WID! Whodaf**k am I kidding; it's a definite poke from the Leith jury!
     
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  3. Strange Nipples ST

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    Not now that she's put on 22lbs. Fat bitch.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. GroveRanger

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    I wonder if she'd hide your jizz in her ear rather than swallowing it.
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Ah the old hiding food in your ears trick
     
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    All the metal she has hanging out of her face probably doubles her weight.


    **** no.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Posh Spice looking good am I right lads ?,pmsl lol rofl. <somersault>
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ah wid
     
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  13. Toby

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    Join our Whatsapp group you **** <hug>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't do it Gas!
     
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    What do you mean don't do it Gas? He's probably starring in most of the content!
     
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    I like some jerky on my bones, Badingo!

    I'd glaze that broad in my special ho chi minh sauce and nibble her till the sun smiles.

    Woozy woo!
     
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    Your patter was mildly amusing for about three minutes. Now it's about as funny as one of Tina's cat stories. **** off.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    That's probably true.
     
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  19. Fridge Magnet

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    You need to hang some chill beans, my wizzle dizzle dawg.
     
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    Harsh ya big git.
     
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