Mrs Merton comes to mind please log in to view this image http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/glamorous-estate-agent-who-married-9491871
I feel a bit sorry for her - she played the long game taking a trampy boaby for a few years to get some chalets out of it. If she needs someone to scream French obscenities at while servicing her farter to make her feel better, I'll take that one for the team.