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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Dec 18, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Obviously a taig right enough but one should not discriminate.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    It's a yes from me

    By the time he got to fifth year though, she said, he appeared to have matured. It was at this point that Smith started teaching him history as well as providing additional learning support during lunchtimes and after school. This continued into his sixth year.

    Never happened to me either
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Seems to be lots of these cases these days. Never had them in my day <grr>

    An unintentional tit against my arm/shoulder was all I ever got <grr>
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Mr Perkins, the History teacher?
     
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  7. EatMyHole

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    He didn't even bang her the queer <steam>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Naw, she wiz a maths teacher and sat on my chair with me when I was working out a math problem. Highly inappropriate behaviour if ye ask me.

    I should have complained. Mibby of got some compo for the distress it caused me. Distressed that I couldn't actually grab her tits, of course.
     
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    Silly woman - abused the teacher's bond of trust, lost her job, lost her marriage and did not even get a decent shag out of it. And yes- i would.
     
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    1st year Secondary we had a stunning French teacher called Miss Smith. She had a few of her buttons undone and when she leaned forward from her desk the next button popped open revealing a lovely cleavage and silky white bra.

    Needless to say all the boys suddenly became very interested in French. I was one of the top in the year.

    Onto second year and then I just became a lazy, sarcastic moody ****er who underachieved at everything. Wouldn't change a thing though.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, it was simpler times back than. Nae shaggin the teachers like the lucky bastards these days.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Definite aye from me. Some of these teacher birds who shag schoolboys are decent looking. You'd think it'd just be the desperate munters that couldn't get anyone their own age, but no. Lucky young bastards <grr>
     
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    I'm sure she did it deliberately to make the boys pay attention.

    We were a bit of a wild bunch.

    Remember the French books, Monsieur Lafayette.

    When it came to the test bit at the end of the section it had that stern faced figure with a moustache pointing to you saying "Et maintenant, vous".

    Miss Smith asked one of my pals what it meant and he said "Join The Army"

    The whole class was in ****in stitches and he got shoved out the class by the wonderfully cleavaged Miss Smith.

    It's cracking me up just remembering it now <laugh>
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><laugh>

    P.S. If the guy had a moustache you would think that he was older than school kids, so should maybe have used "tu" instead of "vous", unless he was using "vous" as the plural, I suppose it all depends if you were sharing textbooks or not, or was he meaning all the people in the world that had a textbook. If he was meaning all the people in the world, then I would have found that extremely impersonal. Or maybe he was just being very polite, but he was French, so I think we can rule that out.This really is quite the wee enigma, I may need some more time to ponder it.
     
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    Hang her. Hang her high.
     
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    I got a row of one of my teachers for staring at her tits.
     
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    Plural, because the instruction was aimed at everyone.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I can remember getting sent to the headmaster in primary school for the belt cos I refused to leave my chair when the teacher asked me to do summat on the blackboard. I couldny leave my chair because I was at that age where ye suffered random and instantaneous stiffies.

    Three of the belt I got for refusing to do what the teacher asked me to do. <laugh>

    Good times.
     
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    That will explain your fetish for getting caned on the knob
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Slamming the toilet seat doon on ma stiffy suffices these days.
     
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