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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Tory MP Nadine Dorries is under fire over her decision to join ITV1's I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here.

    Ms Dorries, who represents Mid Bedfordshire, will be the first MP to take part in the show.

    But she could be in Australia, where it is filmed, for up to month, potentially missing important Commons votes.

    Giving her reaction, Home Secretary Theresa May said: "Frankly, I think an MP's job is in their constituency and in the House of Commons."

    But Prime Minister David Cameron - who has publicly clashed with Ms Dorries in the past - refused to be drawn into the row, saying: "Nadine Dorries can speak for herself on this issue."

    Senior officials at Ms Dorries' Mid Beds Conservative constituency association are holding an emergency meeting later to discuss her decision and are expected to issue a statement.

    They have told told the BBC they have not had confirmation from the MP, or anyone else, that she is taking part in the programme despite trying to find out.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20217901

    No brainer from me <ok>
     
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    STD would get all confused and do her up the dunger.
     
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  3. Go G YellowScreen

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    I would do her up the dunger, no confusion <ok>

    You're a strange old man.
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    She's not great but would do at a push. If I hadn't drained my spuds for around 5 days, I'd probably give it a bash.
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    She looks a wee bit in the face like that mad woman Christine Hamilton.
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Two days in the, ahem, "jungle" and she'll look like yer granny forcing out a spiky ****e.

    Ah'm a naw.
     
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    Has hell frozen over? <yikes>
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Gie her a couple of days without a stylist and you'll see why <ok>

    Och, **** it, d'ye know whit? If she came sauntering into the pub when I'd had a few, she'd get cowped over the pinball machine.

    **** it.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Phew. That's more like it!
     
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    Her Daughter
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Look at the utter depravity in her eyes.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    It's all about the daughter now Bib. Imagine her looking up at you with those eyes with your balls in her gub?
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I missed the words "her daughter" under that pic <doh>

    Yes, I would very much like to sodomise her.
     
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    After reviewing this new evidence, I've upped my undrained spuds limit to 8 days.
     
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    Daughter would get the treatment, Mum could watch and clean up afterwards. The daughter needs to get sorted quick before those arms turn into bingo wings. <pumptheposhbirdsmiley>
     
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