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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Magalie Bamu.


    I'd let her sook the demons ootae me <ok>
     
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  2. Fabulous Fabio

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    Who the **** is she?
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She looks like a wee lassie ya **** <laugh>
     
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    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Aye, I was after a backstory before I commited myself <laugh>
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    She's got a smallpox spot <doh>
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    It's a piercing and it's intended to metallicaly carress your baws whilst she's exorcising my chopper.
     
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  8. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Nothing to do with that but I'd have to say naw

    The blacks don't really do anything for me
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's 29 <yikes>

    Mibby there is something to this voodoo witchcraft.
     
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    That's because they're used to big wangs, not your wee tiddler.
     
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    I can see you've thought about this a lot <laugh>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No ma cuppa tea either. No in a racial way, but in a sexually attractive way. Did ride an African lassie though. Just so I could say I had.
     
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  13. Fabulous Fabio

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    Who the **** rattled your cage <laugh>
     
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    <laugh><applause>*
     
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    It leads the way in digit replacement therapy apparently.

    They just have to find a suitable "donor" and obviously be fully equipped with pliers, a small hacksaw and glue.

    True story.
     
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  16. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Most of them have got good arses to be fair but naw they're no for me
     
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    Their women's arses are huge!!! It's like someone stuck a foot pump up their jacksy and just kept pumping!
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Tina will tell you, am a chubby chaser so I like to look at their big arses but wouldn't want to get to grips with them
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Interesting. Do I have to supply the sacrificial chickens or is it part of the deal?
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Edward Gambolhands <laugh>
     
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