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Wid Ye Wae A Twist

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Black Caviar, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Nah. I like having 2 balls.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Probably a crap shag. Birds like that rarely put much effort in, nor are they prone to showing gratitude. So no. Unless I was on my death bed.
     
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  4. gas

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    Ah Wid
     
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  5. A mag by any other name...

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    I'd do her twice then kill meself <ok>
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That burd nearly has the face of my fuddy, nearly has the tits of my fuddy, nearly has the ass and legs of my fuddy.

    Nuthin like her. Except in my mind. Only in my mind. Ooooooohhhhhhhh.
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    The missus on a sex strike after the other days fiasco? you're awfy excited tonight.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Seeing to her the morra. After GP qually. And breakfast. And lunch. And a bottle of red. Nap time. More red. Dinner, with red. More red. Movie, with red. Shaggin, with red. Sleep. Sleepy shaggin, with red. Sleep.

    Breakfast, with red.
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>'
     
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  10. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Who's Red?
     
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  11. Redwino

    Redwino Active Member

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    Just so we're clear - it's no ****ing me !
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    What is it?
     
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