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Wid ye - teatime magazine show special

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 3, 2012.

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Dr Sarah Jarvis.

    She's 49 and in cracking nick <ok>

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    I frequently cuff one aff if she's on the gogglebox. Sexy, clever, ginger - I dream of seeing her fiery hair bouncing rhthmically while I dongbox her tonsils.

    I want to seriously sort her oot <ok>

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    Middle-aged nanny-a-gogo.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 3, 2012
  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    No for me
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    More of a Chris Evans sorta guy?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 3, 2012
  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I like older burds but she's doing nothing for me

    Ahh ****, I'd maybe take a blowjob just to be sociable but that would be it
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 3, 2012
  5. Brendan Rodgers Trannies

    Brendan Rodgers Trannies Active Member

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    It's good to see the gingers getting some positive press for a change.
     
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    Brendan Rodgers Trannies, Apr 3, 2012
  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She's a GP - one of the GPs at my surgery is a durrrty looking 50-something thing.



    She wants me to put it up her bum - of this, I am certain.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 3, 2012
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    All apart from Lennon.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 3, 2012
  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I like the two lady GPs on Embarassing Bodies, one of them is a spuddy called Pixie or Dixie (?) and you know she bangs like a saloon door in the wind. The other one who's name escapes me is a bit more mumsy but would also receive a delivery.

    Can't upload pics at the moment but I'm sure some of you can trawl the tinternet and find some.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Are they this pair who are about to be shat on?

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  10. GroveRanger

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    The very same! Pixie/Dixie looks like she'd enjoy a golden shower.

    That Doctor Christian is such a turd though, fancies himself like f*uck but is thinning like a Royal.
     
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    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    she looks old for her age.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Apr 3, 2012
  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Bib, this wasn't one of your best Wid Ye threads

    You need to up your game after this one mate
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 3, 2012
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    I would

    but not too enthusiastically
     
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  14. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    She's too old looking, I know she's 49 but you get those young looking 40 somethings. They're the ones I'm after <ok>
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 3, 2012
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    Fuck sake bib, she's got mair wrinkles than a crocodile's bawsack.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 3, 2012
  16. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    He must like that sort of thing, I'm sure he's got previous for posting oldies
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 3, 2012
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You can borrow mine if you like. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Apr 3, 2012
  18. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    After you've been bawdeep in it?

    I don't hink so <laugh>
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 3, 2012
  19. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    He doesn't mean 49 in dog years ya muppet
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's an anal virgin though. <ok>
     
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