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Wid Ye (sympathy ride)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bayernkenny, Sep 7, 2018.

  1. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Ms Wheeler has finally chucked Boris Johnson oot the hoose; she'll be feeling a wee bit lonely and fragile at the moment!
     
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    bayernkenny, Sep 7, 2018
  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    No, because she's ugly.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Sep 7, 2018
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Ooft

    She was better looking in the bbc drama about Gove screwing Boris out of being PM.

    Mind u so was Boris.

    And Gove was a giant.
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Naw.

    Brexit means Brexit.
     
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    rogueleader, Sep 7, 2018
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    This
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Wid
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    Wid but on the proviso that she got dressed up in jodhpurs and boots and demanded to have me take her up the tradespersons whilst slapping her arse with a riding crop shouting "tally-ho!"
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 7, 2018
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  8. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    I don't disagree with your imaginative vision however you are shooorlie mistaking the shunned missus for his wee sister .......

    RJ2.jpg RJ3.jpg
     
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    bayernkenny, Sep 7, 2018
  9. GroveRanger

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    Bit of a strong jaw on her but a certain Wid. The kind of burd who would expect you to announce that you are about to "arrive" and then get the maid to come in and clean up all the arrival I'd deposited on her tay-tays. Posh filth, lovely.
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^ would not shag Rihanna or Rita Ora
     
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    Toby, Sep 7, 2018
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  11. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    That 'Bishop' fella that copped a feel at the funeral has good taste!

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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Yuck. Look at her skin ffs. Looks almost brown.
     
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  14. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Imagine the contrast to the pink of her ........................
     
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    bayernkenny, Sep 7, 2018
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    64 ^^
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Wid, love posh birds.
     
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  17. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Only got the gist of your comment after a long night's sober and restful kip; I will accept this as a backhanded compliment.

    Ta!
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Naw because she looks like Keanu Reeves.
     
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  19. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ah wid
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    As Boris watched
     
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