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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 24, 2012
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She scrubs up well, though

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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 24, 2012
  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    No. It's wrong shagging someone 6 feet under.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Feb 24, 2012
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She looks better tarted up and deid than ****ed up and breathing.

    For the record, I would if she was still warm.

    Once they're cold, I'm no interested <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 24, 2012
  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    It's ok if you light a fire under them but you have to be quick <ok>
     
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    gas, Feb 24, 2012
  6. Erik

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    Never heard of a microwave, I take it <doh>
     
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    Erik, Feb 24, 2012

  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    A Whitney-sized microwave?

    Or, I could just chop of her fanny and arse and stick that in the microwave....


    It's a thought, I suppose.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 24, 2012
  8. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>.
     
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    gas, Feb 24, 2012
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....................................... widny.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 24, 2012
  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Deid or alive?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 24, 2012
  11. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Ye wid need a hoorin length a cock te shag somebody 6 feet under:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    Rubber Johnny, Feb 24, 2012
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Defo before she turned into the sad auld crack whore she became <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Feb 24, 2012
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    Nee tits.

    I'm out.
     
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