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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by thefanwithnoname, Oct 9, 2018.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    A thread for weird **** that doesn't make sense

    So for example why did the Flintstones celebrate Christmas??

    Have at it lads.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Why did Fan create this **** thread? <whistle>
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Coz he is bored

    and you didn't even have the courtesy to have more than indigestion <whistle>
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Why do I get the feeling that this thread won't end up with random **** <whistle>
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    It's my day off and I'm bored lads so ffs come on
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    I've got a sore shoulder... And indigestion.
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    You had spicy Doritos after walking, didn't you?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Why is there a bear on the Toblerone mountain?
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nah bad case of Googleitis I heard :bandit:
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Hate Doritos.
     
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    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Why do people say it's like having an Albatros around my neck ??
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    I'm not surprised, if they make you think you're having a heart attack.
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Why is rum gone?
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    I know this one tbh

    This was meant to be stuff that isn't easily explained

    So like if aliens are so much more advanced than us in technology, why is it they crash when coming to earth? Type of thing

    Should have let @Commachio do this
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I changed the username to something else.
     
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    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Why, why, why, Delilah?
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Why is Greenland called green when its full off ice, and Iceland called Ice when its green?

    Why do people give their kids names after the places they got a ****?
     
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  19. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Read "The Ancient Mariner" <ok>
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Don't get me started on kids names :steam:

    ****ing tiger Lilley and apple ffs

    ralphie may called his daughter june April and his son august
     
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