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  1. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

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    have dutch ( Holland ) people got long heads ..????
     
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    so they can fit on tu lips?
     
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    Because they are made from Red Leicester
     
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    maybe cause that's why they gan about on bikes cause motor companys wont make extra head room ..
     
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    It's the weed they smoke.
     
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    Its the amount of growth hormone they feed their cows - it gets into the dairy products and causes them to grow to unfeasibly large heights. Obviously they would then look stupid with very short heads. Its a well known affliction with the medical term van Nistelroysiasis. One apparent side effect of BGH (bovine growth hormone) is that it can lead to collapsed lungs in injury prone strikers, as we recently witnessed with SDJ (de Smet & de Hoovers, 2012).







    I think mine must be the correct answer as I am the only one who has provided a reference. If anyone wishes to read it its from the Journal of Dutch Growth Defects.
     
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    Wrong. You guys just have short heads.
     
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    Well, that sounds pretty racist to me.

    <grr>
     
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    This is true actually.
    I remember meeting Obi wan and thinking he looked like a cabbage patch kid that had been run over by a tractor.. then reversed over for good measure.
     
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