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Why won't God tell us where Maddie is?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, May 24, 2011.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Is it because he's not omniscient as he claims to be, or is he just a massive ****?
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Maybe he's got her :bandit:
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

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    Maybe he's playing a big game of hide and seek?
     
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  4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Is Gods earthly alias Gerry or Kate
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Maybe Maddie was the Second Coming of Jesus and she's now getting fiddled for our sins?
     
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  6. The Dandy Highwayman

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    Because her parents haven't told him where they buried her via the confessional.
     
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  7. Lord Beer

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    Just wait, there will be a super injunction soon protecting her location! Kids these days, they take the piss.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Maybe it's because the McCanns are Catholic. The correct religion is Mormon.
     
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  9. Michael71

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    I reckon she got murdered at about the same time she went missing, I guess her bodys in the ocean
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I go with the sleeping pill overdose > body disposal > cover-up conspiracy. ****in idits should never have left the kids alone in the first place.
     
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  11. UKR Bristol

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    Why were two senior doctors holidaying in an el-cheapo joint anyway.
    They could afford a ****in babysitter for 3 hrs surely.
    The mother did it.She's a ****in fruitloop.
    They all know where she is.
    Dead.
     
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    SAD miserable cynical bastards the lot of you. No way is it a cover up, not after all this time of trying/pleading/angst..not even a hollywood actor could keep that up for so long. Any faked job would have been left to gradually drift away so that the parents could forget it. Thats just not whats going on here. I hope she is still alive and that here parents find here...daft they might have been but thats no reason to post the drivel you heartless sods have...bet none of you have any kids yourselves.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    fathamp

    Stop being so po-faced.
     
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  14. NobbysTeeth

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    Parents did her in for sure.Good actors?Both middle class doctors who have studied psychology so know when they shouldnt blink.Cynical?Maybe but it aint as if were saying they killed and ate her are we!
     
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  15. Hugh Briss

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    "he" can't say anything as "he" simply does not exist. Dutch crutch much?
     
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  16. Zinc Alloy

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    Well, according to the old testament God quite enjoyed murdering children on a pretty regular basis so there's a good chance he killed her himself.
     
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  17. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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  18. Otto Flayshow

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    164. What did you do with the body?
     
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  19. mentalmick

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    I'm with you on this one.
     
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  20. SuperJan

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    I'm convinced they did it themselves. From what I gather even the police officer that led the case thinks the same.
     
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