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Why Michael Owen Should NOT rejoin Liverpool.

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir Kenny Dalglish, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    I've just heard something on ''You're on LFCTV'' that I have found utterly disgusting, and for this reason I feel Michael Owen should not ever wear a Liverpool shirt. What was mentioned refers to the Carling Cup final of 2010 in which Michael Owen scored for Manchester United against Aston Villa.

    At the end of the game, Michael Owen was interviewed and he said and I quote ''I'm delighted that we won, we want to become the first club to win this 3 seasons running''. The reporter said ''Its already been done'' Michael Owen had a blank look on his face, the reporter said ''The same club won it 4 seasons running'', again Owen still had a blank look on his face. The reporter said ''You started your career with that club''

    It ****ing Liverpool you stupid, judas, money grabbing, manc, bastard. Sorry for the rant, but how can one person be so ignorant? He dropped his pants and **** on the Liverpool jersey when he signed for Manchester United, and he does this? Sorry for me, thats the last straw.

    I would rather have someone like Del Piero or Drogba or even John Carew than that worthless piece of scum.
     
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  2. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Michael Owen.

    Liverpool legend, godlike figure.
     
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  3. McFuckFace

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    He said in an ESPN interview that he doesn't understand why hes now booed everytime he comes to Newcastle.

    ....Maybe if you were able to put together a game or two without getting ****ing injured! lol MASSIVE waste of money!
     
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  4. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Do you make an effort to make yourself look like ******, or is it natural to you? Are you in the S7 bobbing for apples in a chip pan event at the Olympic?
     
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  5. Choc Ice

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    So it was his fault he got injured then?
     
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  6. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    <laugh>

    .
     
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  7. Sir Kenny Dalglish

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    He also entered the window licking event..he finished 3rd, and there is the ''How far I can stick chalk up my nose'' event. If he wins that, he gets to bang ther erasers together...for a month.
     
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  8. McFuckFace

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    I dont know, was he looking after himself properly?? who knows. One things for sure he sat out a MASSIVE contract on our bench or on the treatment table.
     
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  9. ITS_NOT_JUST_A_GAME

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    !st place went to SKD followed closely by baz.
     
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  10. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    Go stick your head in a food mixer.
     
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  11. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    You forgot judas.
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I hear Kenny is available, sign him up Brendan! <ok>
     
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  13. Enricky.

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    I'm available - best option tbh ..

    Don't worry girls, I'll start banging them in <ok> :D
     
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  14. Milk Milk

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    I really think we should sign Owen...

    ... no wait... I haven't finished.

    Get him on contract for 4 years- on a pay as you play basis... No base pay- no sign on bonus... no other benefits of any kind.

    ... and then never play him.
     
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  15. Milk Milk

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    Brendan already signed you Joe Allen! You're a midfielder though!
     
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    And a good one at that! <ok>:D
     
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  17. Sir Kenny Dalglish

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    Can we just bring him down to Melwood and then give the green-light for the fans to kick the **** out of him and then have a free for all on his wife?
     
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  18. Erik

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    Why did Liverpool ever think Owen cared about them? <laugh>
     
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  19. One of the lads

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    But he won a PL winner's medal, which is nice for him. I doubt Liverpool could afford his 30k a week pay as you play wages anyway and you already have Borini to stand up front doing **** all.
     
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  20. One of the lads

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    It is bizarre. They also got upset about McManaman ****ing off to Real. Another Evertonian.
     
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