Why Lie Kenny? New Leeds Anthem?

[video=youtube;DAPBWJehBfk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAPBWJehBfk&feature=fvwrel[/video]

Bates Out!

 

It's OK and makes some decent points, but I don't like songs that call him 'Kenny' or 'Batesy'. Too cuddly and banterous for my liking. That's not where we should be coming from.

 

But he is cuddly, we have after sex cuddles.

EDIT: However keeps ****ing with my account, your seriously ****ed in the head. And btw I don't even think Ken Bates could still get it up.

 

I hope there was plenty of foreplay and slow arousal in this age of instant gratification.

 

He has lots of toys that's why he invests no money. All spent on lube and strap ons.

 

I bet it was actually him having the fling with Grayson's secretary, but he deflected the blame as usual and Simon took the rap. Probably slung one up Grayson's wife after the divorce too.

[nsfw]Are we really having a conversation about the sex habits of Ken Bates at 02:15 on a Sunday night?! **** [/nsfw]

 

No we're having a conversation about my sex habits at 02:15 on a Monday morning.

 

Monday morning. Bloody hell, that's depressing. Might have a Kit Kat to lift my spirits. Or some Mkat. Or just eat a cat. There will definitely be some sort of feline-sounding substance which is consumed.

Have I taken this thread off on a tangent?

 

No it's on the chord, you'll never escape the circle.

 

The Germans call a vicious circle a Teufelskreis ('devil ring'). Interesting fact, right?

 

You're mean, I love Kenny

 

I heard you sometimes wait till he's finished in the shower and then scoop up the hairs/pubes he has deposited in the plughole and you blue-tac them to your eyebrows in order to pretend you're him for a while.