Perhaps the answer lies in the picture. To right-hand side of the RVP's outstretched arm (as the reader looks at the photo) is a player with his hands tightly gripping his own arse cheeks. I'm wondering if RVP has been indulging in a sordid spot of football fisting? I know I shouldn't judge anyone by their looks, but I have got to say that that expression on RVP's face is exactly the kind of expression I would have had on mine had I been fisting a premier league footballer. Anyone able to shed any light on this?
