Why is Nile Ranger a doubt for blackburn???

reporting in team news on NUFC.com that ranger and best are doubtful. i knew he'd been withdrawn from international duty but i thought that it was precautionary from our point of view.

is he actually injured or what? he looked alright when he chested that sublime ball down for Nolan

 

This is going to be class. 4-5-1 with Lovenkrands upfront. Blackburn beware.

 

their honeymoon period with steve kean has to end sometime. i mean i hadn't even heard of the bloke when he took over. i reckon we'll still turn them over, whats the bets that both of these injuries are miraculously overcome in time for the game?

 

Can't find the team bus let alone the back of the net?

 

Somthing to do with his hamstring heard. Maybe just give him a rest for a week

 

He should ask a mackem. When it comes to 'finding a bus' based knowledge they are the acclaimed masters.

 

Maybe next year Mrs Doubtfire will "park the bus" away to us to avoid another humiliation. I can just see Cattermole turn up with his Mrs.

 

Cattermole is a great admirer of buses.

So much so that he likes to get on them before all of his team mates and sit on every seat.

 

He got a new "LOLZ, INNIT?" tattoo on the inside of his foreskin on sunday and it is now infected. The daft ****.

 

I heard he got merked by some yoovs on the metro or some ting innit blud.

...brap.

 

brrrrrrraaapppp!!!

 

Brap?

Side affect of a heavily lentiled dinner or is it something a tad more 'street'?

 

bruv man innit knocked down fact wid 'is legens.
no sthyles mon a all.Ow basdly injured is 'e?

 

Tiote wants to play half back and striker!