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Why is my Internet Speed

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE., Oct 24, 2013.

  1. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ****?

    It's not just my machine either, there's 4 machines in here and the speed is equally **** on all of them.

    • Download - 2615 kbps
    • Stream (1) - 1305 kbps
    • Stream (2) - 991 kbps
    • Stream (3) - 1191 kbps

    I phoned my ISP and they said it's fine, I reckon the router is pish, but last time this happened, Toby told me it wouldn't be that!! Do you think the Feds are onto me and my horde of Octopus porn <wah>

    Please help, I'm ****ing here to blurry pictures and I'm having to use my IMAGINATION!!! <OLDSKOOL>:emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    **** <diva>
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Probably pikeys stealing your interweb ether. Any weird looking folk with unintelligible accents nearby?
     
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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Mick is trying to fight back!

    Time to take the database down again to show him who's boss.
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Internet speed wil be 325% faster in an independent Scotland. <ok>
     
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    Not if the tories shut down all the cable providers and infrastructure first it won't................
     
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  8. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    <steam>

    Pure speculation and you know it <grr>
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Speculation will be cut by 73% in an independent Scotland. <ok>
     
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  10. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    and so will hope :)
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I would have helped, but you chose the wrong side.

    Am no helping anyone who's trying to ruin this place <ok>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    One of your neighbours is using yer wi-fi connection to stream movies :bandit:
     
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  13. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    how!?!
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If all devices connected to your router/modem are slow then the fault is with the ISP, or, the router/modem, or your bandwidth is being hijacked by a near neighbour if your wi-fi is insecure.
     
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  15. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Well it's got a password but the router is 3/4 years old.

    Is it goosed, bud?
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Could be. My mum had a problem with a 7 year old Virign modem. It would drop it's internet connection whenever any media streamed (like a video) and the only way to get it back was reset the modem.

    I put two different routers on it and the problem persisted thereby proving it was the modem. Virgin refused to accept that and tried to bullshit me. I lost the plot and got into a big argument with their tech guys and they actually refused to come out or replace the modem.

    Fuddy, the rottweiler, got onto the case, and got my mum a brand new router/modem, a tivo box, and a reduction in her monthly payment.
     
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  17. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh>.

    Toby still beelin' from last night <laugh>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Viva Medro!
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ffs, Kops will be ****ing over that.
     
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