Why is Mick so fat?

[Darth Plagueis]

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[Toby]

Poor diet and and weak genes + a sedentary lifestyle

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Because your mum gives him a biscuit every time he ****s her?

 

[gas]

Because your mum gives him a biscuit every time he ****s her?

^^^^^

Jip sticking up for the Boss

That would also explain why Toby, Gambol and ST have put on a few pounds. <private joke>

 

[DevAdvocate]

How fat is he?

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

.

 

[Darth Plagueis]

The fat ****ing ****.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

^^^^^

Jip sticking up for the Boss

That would also explain why Toby, Gambol and ST have put on a few pounds. <private joke>

I thought you and Mrs Jiz beard left the "scene"?

 

[DevAdvocate]

dangerously

But not Morbidly?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

How fat is he?

Documentary fat.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

orca fat

 

[Mick]

Which Mick?

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Because he consumes more calories than he burns off and his body stores that unused energy as fat. If caught in a freak earthquake and pinned under masonry for a lengthy period, suffice it to say that Mick will be able to survive longer than the rest of us without food. Except maybe Pud.

 

[Toby]

Because he consumes more calories than he burns off and his body stores that unused energy as fat. If caught in a freak earthquake and pinned under masonry for a lengthy period, suffice it to say that Mick will be able to survive longer than the rest of us without food. Except maybe Pud.

And of course ER's ex-wife

 

[Ponders Revisited]

I'm so fat, I actually had to buy a new TV.

Why?

Because I'd lost the remote and didn't realise until a year later that it had secreted itself in the fat pouches above my shrivelled member.

The batteries had perished and leaked onto my nut-bag.

 

[Mick]

I'll assume it's Dublin Mick then

 

[RAVENBLACK]

And of course ER's ex-wife

I don't have an ex wife you snivelling scrawny ****.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

I don't have an ex wife you snivelling scrawny ****.

^^^^

Can't afford a divorce.

 

[Tina.]

Mick isn't fat, he's just big boned.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

^^^^

Can't afford a divorce.

You still missing your mammy I see.