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Why invite it to a party then!

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    the stupid wee **** pulled its tail. i would have bitten him as well if he tried that with me. <canibalmuir>
     
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    That's 2 horrific attacks now. I wonder when the mass cull will be announced.

    I wouldn't be surprised if we see Basil Brush muzzled from now on.
     
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    boris staged it all <ok>
     
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    stupid foxes. you need to chamber a round dumbass!
     
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    <laugh> Pretty convenient that foxes have started attacking children less than 6 weeks after Cameron gets in power. How long before we get posh ****s in cities driving Land Rovers in full hunt gear shotgunning the ****ers?
     
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    i have been saying that for weeks and have been called a cynical **** for it several times. about time some ****er agrees with me even if it is a dirty big teuchtar.
     
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    <laugh> You know it will happen Dougie. The posh pricks will find some way to have an afternoon of quaffing champagne and torturing animals. Funny how when they get steaming and abuse wildlife it's a British tradition but when I do it they say it's one of the first signs I might become a serial killer...
     
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    i am looking forward to the moment when the guardian announces that something has to be done about it. i imagine they'll suggest relocating them to the countryside or something <doh>
     
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    you know if you went along to one of these things after you'd had your third pint of brandy and spent all morning checking out posh birds in riding breeches whilst their rich land owning father told you how it was just pest control you'd be right up for it <ok>

    "lets kill some mother ****ing foxes! yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
     
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    i am going to buy a fox suit and bite david cameron.
     
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    <laugh> But if that's a British tradition then how come people in Somerset getting ripped on Scrumpy and battering badgers with shovels isn't?
     
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    you cat kill a badger with a shovel, they are indestructable.
     
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    If you're steamin' on home-made scrumpy and say "ooh-arr" a lot then you can.
     
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    im sceptical, it must take alot of hitting with a shovel, i remember when i was wee my dad ran over a badger and decided to put it out its misery so he found the limping wreck of a thing and proceeded to batter it on the head with the edge of the shovel it took a good 15 attempts to stop it snarling and trying to run. and that was after it had been hit by a car.
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    it'd just take the shovel off you <ok>

    this might buy you some time as it tries to decide whether or not to eat the shovel/**** the shovel/hit you with the shovel then **** and eat you
     
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    definitely dont **** with badgers

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  18. lone ranger

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    they control everything around there, drugs, hookers gambling. there's just too many of them to be stopped.

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    <laugh> The badger parade starts in but 5 minutes!!!
     
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