I stole this from another thread, but thought I would put it on our board as Heskey is a legend Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0 Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0 Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it Heskey's feet are size 15, Messi's are a tiny size 10 Heskey's shots go out for throw-ins, Messi's don't Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi scores because he's a twat Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi Heskey has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile Heskey has been bought for bigger transfer fees than Messi ever has Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi Messi played **** in the Champions League semi final against Chelsea, Heskey didn't Heskey has never had a bad game in la Liga, Messi has Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man Heskey's head is infinitely bigger than Messi's Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter) Heskey has played more times in the Euro's than Messi Heskey's middle name is "William Ivanhoe" which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name "Andres" Heskey has had sh*t managers like Alex McLeish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola Heskey can play centre back, Messi can't Heskey has kids, Messi doesn't because he can't score off the pitch Messi earns more than Heskey, meaning he is greedier and therefore a pr*ck Heskey hits his shots into row Z because he's a nice guy and wants to interact with the supporters
Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi scores because he's a twat
Haha I genuinely didn't realise the Steve Bruce link. You can't argue that Alex McLeish is any good though...
He had scored 2 goals already in the game. He nicked the ball of Fowler the normal taker so he could get his hat trick and missed Unbelievable Jeff
I think they'd make a perfect odd couple front pairing for someone. Not as funny as Crouch and Messi, but pretty close...
I think he was. Anyone would have taken that Villa team down with those injuries and players (he didnt) and did well at birmingham.
Jealous that our manager has experience of getting clubs into the Premier League and keeping them there - something Pearson will never do
