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Why have a captain?

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by raging eyejuice, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. raging eyejuice

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    pj says a captain isn't too important in football so why bother burdoning any player with it. The coin tossing could be carried out by whoever is nearest to the centre circle ( forward players). Leading the team out could be decided by whoever gets dressed first, or arm wrestling. Would you be allowed to not have a captain, or could you just give all 11 players an armband? Just a thought.
     
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  2. HangingHog FC

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    Should be decided on cock size... Largest cock = club captain ....


    Thoughts
     
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  3. San Diego

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    Doesn't matter if you're hung like a donkey if you've got no BALLS.
     
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