Why don't I go home

I'm the only technician in the office today (ones at T in the park, the other I haven't heard from since Monday at 3.30am) and theres absolutely zero work needing done. Asked around if there would be anything, and theres nothing due in for another 2 weeks. So here I am, sitting online talking to no **** whereas I could be in bed with the bird watching the Rambo: First Blood Part II



Is it just me, or are there striking resemblances between First Blood Part I and Raoul Moat? Both in the forest.....both with vendettas against police

 

The Famine is over, why dont you go home?

2 weeks? you must work for a **** company?

 

Nah nev, just that I got everything out to a deadline last week. No deliverables on the forth for weeks

In 2 weeks we'll probably be snowed under again

 

Why the **** are you still here ML ? Thought you had nothing to do and were going to **** off home .

 

I stayed because I had stuff come through from the water team. They needed an expert with specialist software and I'm the man. Who's the man? Me, Laudy, thats who