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Why do the never say "He was a ****in ****"

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  1. Null

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    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/mum-tragic-ecstasy-teen-who-7117822

    "had never done drugs before."

    " It was a one-off."

    It's always a one off ...

    Brought up well.

    I hope I never die of a dodgy bit of ching as my quotes would be

    "**** still owed me £50"

    "He was a fat prick"

    "His jokes were ****e"

    What would be your epitaphs?


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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye, and sumbdy will be hinging their old fitba shirt on a makeshift shrine before you know it <ok>
     
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    I was on the old Mandy during the holidays.

    Only ****s OD
     
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    19? **** looks about 30.
     
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    Stone
     
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    Happens everywhere. Same as in the US when all those looney tunes get shot by cops.

    "Shaquille dindu nuffin"

    "Leeroy wos good boy, he wos gonna go college"

    All a load of ****e. No different than over here: teenagers out taking eccies and no doubt hassling the local Asian Emporium as well.
     
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    No as if he's gony tell his maw he takes eccies. Av no telt ma maw yet and am 29. Dunno if she clicked on that time a wis chewing ma face aff and rubbin ma heed with ma eyes rollin aboot the camp. 'Twas some funeral al tel ye that!
     
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    Party talk is a belter
     
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    Aye and out comes the pic of Tyrone graduating. That's basically like getting out of nursery in Europe.
     
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    One struggle
     
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    "...Westlife have some banter on them..." <laugh>
     
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    That's me...always the **** asked to leave when I want to continue.
     
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    It's scarily accurate. The I-spy game <laugh>
     
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    On the Sunday morning :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    From the Friday night ...
     
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    Make it home feeling like ****e, smoke a huge j, wake up mid to late afternoon and order a stinking huge Dominos, before smoking several more js and trying to sleep before midnight in the hope work will be bearable on the Monday.

    That was my schedule. Now it's all ****ed up.
     
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    Replace the joints with Valium

    #winning
     
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    Replace joints with beers and weak ass diazapam!
     
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