I think it's because you are an intellectual heavy weight and that they are jealous of you and the Scottish Education system.
I see people are going for my sexy skinheed, I'm told i look like cambo (or some name similar) from this is england. I'm not racist by the way i just have a swastika tattooed on the back of my head for ze banter.
It's mostly because he's always updating that first to a million replies thread, does my tits in But he's gave me many more reasons over the last few days