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Why do players keep doing "a Defoe"?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 26, 2014.

  1. Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic believes his side can win an unprecedented quadruple.
    (BBC Football website)

    <doh>
    Oh, ffs!
     
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  2. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    All top teams players come out and say that when things are going well, surely you must have heard that?

    But wait..........<laugh>
     
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  3. TheOXOCube:5pur2

    TheOXOCube:5pur2 Pride of North London

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    Top banter if Chavski end up winning **** all
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    To be fair, it wasn't just Defoe who used to talk bollocks about Spurs winning the league etc. A few of their players and managers used to hark on about them overtaking Arsenal and going on to win the league. Nowadays it just seems to be the the odd deluded village idiot that still blathers on about the north London power shift ...
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Whereas the Arsenal manager himself seems to think that they can win the league, despite being on exactly the same number of points as Spurs, as things stand.
    The idiot is running that particular village, apparently.

    Other prominent idiots include John Cross, a journalist and Goon, who wrote an article in the Mirror earlier in the year explaining why his club were going to be serious contenders:
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/5-reasons-arsenal-can-win-4046487
    He was too stupid to realise that he was undermining one of his own points, pointing out serious gaps in the squad depth, even as he was hailing it as a strength.
     
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  6. There's idiocy (Whinger and other Goons telling us Arsenal can win the title, etc), and there is complete and utter f**wittedness.

    Proclaiming that your side can do an unprecedented quadruple is complete and utter f**wittedness.

    Unprecedented.

    The clue's in the word, bell-end!
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Spurs fans thinking they'll finish top 4...........

    PISKIE feel free to finish the sentence ;)
     
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  8. Huh?

    Who, exactly?

    I don't know of one single Spurs fan who thinks we will finish in the top 4 this season. On the contrary, most of us are doubtful we'll finish in the top 6.
     
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  9. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    You don't nibble at the carrot do you HAIG. You just swallow the bloody thing <laugh>
     
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  10. I was going to say...!

    Us Spurs fans are currently the most pessimistic on the planet, right now. My "mighty Spurs revival" thread only carries the comedic force it does because we've been so ****e these past two seasons, and I am able (expertly, it must be said) to play the "parody" card so superbly.
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    You are a parody of yourself, I'll give you that.

    You used to to believe the ****e you wrote about the fabled North London Power Shift. But getting rinsed, spun and hung out to dry time and time again forced you to move into the 'I'm only joking' camp to try and save face.
     
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  12. Only comic genius could possibly pull that one off, PESKIE.
     
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  13. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Real are CL favourites
    City are PL favourites
    FA cup? no favourites

    So, Chelsea look good for the CC, am fairly confident they will win that.

    <laugh>
     
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    It's not comic genius hiag. It's being forced into playing the clown because so many of your comments come back to haunt you.
     
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  15. You're just miffed, PESKIE, because I predicted the desertion of Fab and Naz. You've never forgiven me for that, but as I told you at the time - "don't shoot the messenger!"
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> Talk about clutching at straws. It's nearly 2015 hiag, get with the times.

    You are well known for your predictions, but as you have admitted, many of them come back to haunt you.
     
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  17. Great comedy is all about vulnerability. Never be afraid of exposing something of your own vulnerability, PESKIE, and you will find that people will laugh at you. It is nothing to be ashamed of. Mostly.
     
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  18. Blackheath Redcoat

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    It's not beyond the bounds of possibility that neither of them will finish top four this season. If Southampton can maintain their challenge and / or West Ham (less likely but possible) get a few lucky breaks here and there, then just imagine Spurs fans celebrating a Europa League place if Arsenal have not even that to show for their season come May.

    Success and failure are relative.
     
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    Well you clearly have no shame hiag, you've been spouting bollocks on this forum for years. <laugh>
     
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  20. Having you never thought about exposing yourself so that people can laugh at you, PESKIE? I won't believe you, if you tell me "no."
     
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