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Why Do Chavs Act Hard?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kyle?, Sep 12, 2011.

  1. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    I was coming home earlier, a gang of younger chavs stopped me, insulted my arsenal shirt, and then tried getting tough, when i replied to them. I asked the leader to move, he didn't, so i pushed him out the way. And they all ran away.

    What the hell is wrong with them? If you're going to act tough, at least have the bottle to go through with being tough, not run away when someone decides to get even. Anyone else have strange encounters of the Chav kind?



    (I should make it clear that i loathe chavs, and i would never shove a decent person)
     
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  2. Glesgabhoy67

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    Clearly they are a bit different in wales our equivelent "Neds" would have knifed you and stole your left shoe.
     
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  3. Kyle?

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    Thats the beauty of being fattish. If they'd knifed me it would have taken a while to get through all the fat, leaving them open for me to (try to) deck them.
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    This. Your average Manc scally would've kicked the **** out of you.
     
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  5. Tom_BCFC

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    same in Bristol m8,

    if you're on your own walking past a group they mouth off, they wouldn't to **** all on their own, then **** it when you retaliate
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Your average scallie in Enniskillen would do exactly what the OP said
     
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  7. Kyle?

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    I propose an uprising, let's do to chavs what they do to us, but us lot will have the balls to go through with our threats.
     
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  8. Nazara

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    favourite past-time of chavs: driving round tesco car park at 11pm doing ****ty donuts and stuff, shouting abuse at you when you finish work
     
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  9. jonathan acworth

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    deareme should have heard the chav shouting last saturday outside at her sister saying all the swear words under the sun she was shouting u **** this u **** that went on for about half an hour,funny thing was neighbours leaned out window say shut up u vicky pollard so then i shouted yeh but no but yeh she went away after that saying **** u
     
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  10. Walsall Aces

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    The majority of chavs are absolute pussies, they just think dressing up like an utter, utter **** somehow makes them look rock solid.

    I pity them all.
     
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  11. Kyle?

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    You've got it easy though lord vader. One look at you, and people flee. Can you use that choking power on chavs the next time you encounter them please?
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    When I see chavs. I don't act hard, I just get hard ;)
     
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  13. Walsall Aces

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    Only if you come round mine and pretend to be Luke Skywalker x.
     
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  14. Welcome to the North

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    Earn yourself a reputation in your estate by knifing all of their Fathers/Step fathers/Uncles/'ard Cousins/Older Brothers. They won't **** with you next time.

    Why didn't they try and deck you though?
     
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  15. Kyle?

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    God knows. I'm not the biggest guy either, so i'm not intimidating. They were a few years younger than me, maybe thats why.
     
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  16. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You should of got your cock out!
     
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  17. Kyle?

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    i wouldn't for 3 reasons

    1. I'm not gay
    2. They were younger than me
    3. I don't want to get arrested
     
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  18. AdamBanana20

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    That's a bit gay.
     
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  19. Welcome to the North

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    You're taking a blatantly obvious joke a bit too far on a Sports Forum thus showing symptoms of being a ****tard.
     
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  20. Walsall Aces

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    Gay.
     
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