They need players with double barrelled names, simple as! So many in The Premier League, but we have never had anyone apart from Madine-Greatness and Feeney-Sad. Think BFB-BT is the nearest! Masky
I did. He bought me a coffee and Twix at half time. Very good of him. They don't do Mars bars anymore. That's why Marianne Faithful never cums to games.
A friend of Masky’s, a younger friend that is, used to tell of a female classmate whose surname was Fudge! I had a client with the surname Fluck (caused a giggle or two) as I recall. However, the Fudge girl was emotionally distressed as others would call out “a finger of Fudge”…..wot kids did! Marianne incidentally now lives in a home for retired celebrities….the Mars Bar story was conjured up apparently! Thinking…. wondering if you fed the heavy bloke your Yorkie? Masky
It was a Twix and we devoured our own. As for Marianne I'm assured the tale is genuine. The Mars was a bit creamier than we are all used to. Needed a tooth pick after as the shaving of female nether regions was not fashionable then. Reference: Health and Efficiency magazines of the time. Bushes were the in thing.
