Just recieved this in an e-mail: 1. Survived a usually fatal disease at birth 2. Won £25,000 in a casino: gave £1,000 to a tramp outside 3. Rescued a child from bullying 4. Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager 5. Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting 6. Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club 7. Thinks milk with tea is strange 8. Bibotelli saga 9. Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week 10. Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now." 11. Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board. Came back with a giant trampoline, Vespa and Scalectrix 12. Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter. Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter 13. U21s game for Italy, kicks a Swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute. 14. Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it 15. He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrates in front of the Man U fans. 16. After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?" 17. Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich" 18. Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due o an allergy to the pitch 19. Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won 20. Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show 21. Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep Downstairs 22. When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere.Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second 23. Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around 24. Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial 25. Brought iPad to bench during International friendly. 26. Set house on fire using fireworks 27. Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6 28. Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire 29. Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester 30. Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne
As talented as he is, I wouldn't have him next or near my team. Like Tevez, he will throw his toys out of his pram when things don't go his way. He needs to grow up a lot.
