Why Aren't All You Buggers Out?

Getting pished and flirting? You're probably thing well what about you ER ya boring old fud?

Well Im actually in the local typing this with three floozies sitting beside me. And presently young Chloe is massaging my throbbing thrillhammer.

Get yourselves out there guys. Your willy needs attention as well.

 

Shut it ya rent boy

 

"Throbbing thrill hammer"

 

I'm off to the pub in a sec ER, I would have invited you but I don't want you stealing my thunder.

 

have a good one sonny.

am i right in thinking you have been promoted? congratulations if you have.

 

Evening Easter

 

no such outings for us muslims and married men ER

I have had relatives and friends coming round to see the baby

put them off for 3 weeks but had to happen

 

How do Elland?

 

Quiet night in for me. I was lying about the floozies!!

 

Ya bastard

 

you should come round mine, bring the kids

my lot are on that singstar on the PS2, hence me on here

they made me get them an xbox, wii and have ds's etc and are playing on the PS2

 

only two women in my life i want.

my mum and my beautiful daughter. i just want to enjoy life and have fun.

 

Good pal. No more invasions planned on the Aberdeen board

 

I've just got in from spinning round the town with Elton John, ahh champagne and orange juice in the back of the limo

 

so you are finally convinced im not saints?

were leeds playing today?

 

Yes, lost at home to lesta, injury time winner

 

ive been lying low recovering.

dont even know how the dons did today!!

 

Iv got a bit of strategic and quantitative analysis to put into a final draft report.

 

Is there anyone else there to be friends with?

My excuse:

Wife is 6 months gone and father in law visiting...plenty vino on the go though, she is sparked out