Its Valentines day so get a wash, put some smelly stuff on ya face, a clean shirt and either take her out or send the kids out, make a meal and spoil her. Thatââ¬â¢s an order, pics if possible please.
had a valentines poem rejected by moonpig, what's wrong with roses are red, ivy is twisted, bend over pardew you're about to get fisted? Ok i'll get my coat
My lass is away in Cyprus with work, hence i get to spend my evening with a mix of you reprobates and my xbox. My glamourous life...
