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why are yanks so interested in preaching god stuff in a restaraunt????

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  1. acworth the real me

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    i was sitting in a restaraunt minding my own business tonight when i get this patronising yank behind me going on like a preacher from one of those bible tv staions you get this went on for an hour .Why do these yanks come over here and preach this stuff?cant they just talk quietly ?instead of everyone in the room hereing what they have to say i nearly stood up and said yes but you never see a skint preacher!!!
     
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    eddieveeee New Member

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    Is there a good programme on History about it?
     
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  3. acworth the real me

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    bloddy ruiend my dinner he had to shout for an hour it was winding me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!no i dont think so
     
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  4. acworth the real me

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    i just cant stand people like that who have to let the whole sodding restaraunt know their views i cant stand americans grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
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    Yank: I just seen Jesus in my toast

    Me: No the beard you think you see is actually just the ****ing pubes from the fat chefs balls after he stuck it down his skidmarked yellow yfronts with a brown y and wiggled about like he was doing the ****ing hokey cokey... hence the comparison with the son of god <ok>
     
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    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I think your reply needs moderating - please remove a couple of r
     
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  7. acworth the real me

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    religious preachers are taking money off people should be nicked in my view ,u watch a god programme saville row suits etc etc and gold bling
     
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  8. acworth the real me

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    grrr better im so annoyed
     
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  9. Welcome to the North

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    I was playing Rugby once when these Yank Religous spoons came over to us and asked us for a pass of the ball, we threw him the ball and he asked if he could throw it like an American Football, so we told him to do one.

    I think this should be part of British Policy, when dealing with God botherers, just tell them to do one <ok>

    Also, has anyone heard of 'The Secret', it's some Yank franchise that sells books and DVDs, that basically tells Morons that 'If you want something, think about it really hard and you'll get it!' <doh>
     
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  10. acworth the real me

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    yep this was the secret bloke in my restaraunt tonight
     
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