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Why are women so utterly useless and stupid??

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dejazzero, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. Dejazzero

    Dejazzero Member

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    Preparing to cycle to the pub yesterday afternoon. I left my bike in the hall and I left Mrs Jazz's bike leaning against a chair in the living room.

    I then went to the bedroom for a jacket. While I'm gone, Mrs Jazz decides that she needs to move her bike in order to retrieve something from that chair.

    Now then, she has the entire living room to choose from. Where does she move her bike to? … right in front of the TV … the only expensive item in the room.

    What happens? … the bike topples over from it's stand and batters into the 9 month old 42" Sony TV. The screen isn't broken, but when you switch it on, there's a huge section of fragmented colours right in the middle of the picture.

    Not sure if Argos will exchange / refund it.

    Clumsy cow.
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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  3. Null

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    Nice

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  4. gotcoffee

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    Get a shed ...
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Uxoricide was created for just this sort of calamity <ok>
     
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  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

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  8. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    why the **** did you have bikes in the house??
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Do you not have house contents insurance?
     
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  11. eddieveeee

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    who the **** cycles to the pub

    bumder
     
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  12. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    The living room as well!!!,<yikes>

    scruffy bastards
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Claim it on your house insuarane. You do have house insurance?
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Ciaran, you ignorant twat, where've you been?
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Torching queers in Scotland. How's it hanging? Your boys took one hell of a beating Jip. Whisky face looked like he was going to combust.
     
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  16. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    Was the bike in the house to produce the electricity for the tele?:bandit:
     
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  17. Zinc Alloy

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    Argos are pretty good at changing anything.

    Anyway, don't all electrical items have a 12 month guarantee from new by law? I know the shops don't shout it from the rooftops but I think they do.

    If there's no sign of outside damage just say it stopped working.
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    exactement.

    do people not have garages/sheds these days?
     
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