Why A Junkie Is Better Than Balotelli?

So how many reasons can we find where a Junkie is better than Balotelli?

I'll start.....................

A Junkie scores now and then

A Junkie has better dress sense

A Junkie can go to rehab and get better

A Junkie understands fireworks go outside

 

A Junkie is statistically likely to be white

 

Racist.

 

A Junkie works hard at what he does.

 

A junkie is able to hit the target

 

A junkie is quick on its feet and never stops moving.

 

A Junkie tries to stay away from the Police.

 

A Junkie is statistically likely to a Scouser or Cockney ****er

 

A Junkie understand the importance of scoring.

 

A Junkie has a supplier and he uses him.

 

A junkie is always desperate to score.

 

A junkie is always happy to score

 

A junkie penetrates defences with needle sharp precision

 

A junkie is unpredictable