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Who's voice?

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  1. User deleted as requested

    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    I have nicked this from Into the Valley ( great site) for here because it made me laugh.

    We all know each other pretty well as posters, but when you read the posts, do you have a vision in your head of the poster's voice?

    AHLL and FHB know each other so that doesn't count, but how do you 'hear' other posters?

    I will have a stab at mine. If anyone gets close or gets one right, will the victim be honest enough to say so....


    I imagine the following as sounding like...

    Oz Addick - Shane Warne

    AHLL - Andrew Marr

    Forest Hill Billy - Rab C Nesbitt

    Tewkes - Henry Blofeld

    Ponders - Trigger from Only Fools and Horses

    Typical - Jimmy Carr

    Super - Whispering Ted Lowe

    Captain - Clive Dunn from Dads Army

    A4L- Benny Hill?

    dick plumb - Sid James

    Eddie firmani - Alan Partridge

    Ken shabby - terry, from Terry and June

    Miketyson - Frank Bruno


    Weird, isn't it ?
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    You are joking, surely?
     
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  3. typical

    typical Well-Known Member

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    My favourite jimmy Carr quote.

    It's not because I'm impotent that I use Viagra,it's because my wife is so very very ugly.

    I notice you left yourself of that list Vol? How about Boris Johnson?
     
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  4. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    Ha! I thought you would have known from my ditty about Tewkes that I am from Ayrshire, Burns country, not Glasgow, home of the ugly sisters, AKA Rangers and Celtic.
     
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  5. Miketyson2007

    Miketyson2007 Well-Known Member

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    Frank Bruno .... That made me laugh
     
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  6. Ken Shabby

    Ken Shabby Well-Known Member

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    Now I'm seriously offended. I hoped I could just be shabby, but you insist on inflicting me with a semi overweight buffoon. Give me anarchic Python before middle class bbc boredom.

    Ps. For Vol-au-vent,how about Wolfie from Citizen Smith?
     
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    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    More Norman Tebbit <ok>
     
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  8. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    The Chingford Skinhead was saying in a recent program that he'd got on very well with a group of Millwall supporters on a train home from oop north.
     
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  9. Addick4Life

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    Haha Benny Hill??? - All I can think of is that scene where he's recruited in the Italian Job with matron. (Certainly dont look like him lol!)

    I've got a bit of a voice like Damon Hill (I think anyway)
     
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  10. OzAddick

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    'Bowling Warnie!'


    Lol this is hilarious, a breath of fresh air.

    Addick4life, come to think of it i actually look like Mr Damon ;)
     
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    I had Nick down as more like Margaret Thatcher <ok>
     
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    CAFC TED Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha, this was great <somersault><somersault>
     
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