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Who's black and cant get out the bath?

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you sick ****s
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 20, 2012
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    whits white and brown and sits on topm or ur telly


    a piece n sausage
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a man with a pickaxe in his skull?

    [NSFW]An ambulance. You don't want to **** about with a head injury.[/NSFW]
     
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    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    beale, you been drinking ???
     
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    been on the gin since 4am <diva>
     
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    Bombay?
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    What's brown n sticky?

    A sausage covered in superglue!
     
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    Him?

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    biggerbossman, Feb 20, 2012
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    gordons

    <laugh><laugh>

    whits red and lies on its back

    a deid bus
     
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    <laugh>

    What's white, 6ft tall and lives up a tree?
    A fridge!


    A tractor turns into a field...
    ta dah!

    What you call a fish with no eyes?
    A blind ****!
     
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    <laugh><laugh><ok>.
     
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    What do you call a Glaswegian superhero?

    Quality man.
     
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    I like Gin with juice, heavy buzz though..
     
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    What's big and green and if it fell on your head it'd kill you?

    A golf course.

    <doh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what warm black and licks windows?

    harvey price in the microwave
     
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    Tina_old Princess

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    Did you see the pics of him yesterday, with Jordan doing a marathon? He's only a few inches shorter than her now.

    <rapetime>
     
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    He reminds me a bit of Mowgli
     
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    Tina_old Princess

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    He's like a black, gawky Hagrid.
     
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    whats harvey price except taller and a prod?

    daniel cousin
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is that the panther?
     
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