Fantasy football league. If you could sign any of the contributors from this board, who would it be? I would sign Sir Cheshire Ben. Like uncle Ben, he would get perfect results every time.
Brady - often creative, always unpredictable and just like Gazza, can still run rings around the opposition when pissed - would have to restrict him to 90mins though and always under floodlights.
At the start of our relationship the "Child-Bride" drew a little flower on her calendar every time we had a 'naughty'. We topped 500 the first year - I don't think Ronaldo or Messi have come (forgive the pun) anywhere near that Tuck old son. Those days are sadly gone and the "Child-Bride" has gone through the dreaded "change of Life" but we still love each other. All I would ask of a player who is classed as a striker is to put the ball in the back of the net every 3 or 4 games - that is not a big ask, but when they score 2 from 30 and I have the temerity to suggest that they are not strikers arse-holes I am howled down by posters who consider this to be OK because they (and I quote) "..do other things"! Are you F-Bombing serious?
Class? When inferring notions over Roo, from the scant detail he offers, class didn't spring to mind.