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Who would you not like to sign!!!? (with analogies)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by The Situation, May 16, 2011.

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  1. The Situation

    The Situation Active Member

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    We all have a pretty good idea of who we want in the summer, but who do we not want?

    Who would we all rip hair out if we found out that they were going to be wearing the offical Newcastle shirt next season?

    Would signing Carlton Cole be as bad a decision as the guy who quit the beatles just before they came famous?

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    Or signing Joe Cole be as bad as this guy pursuing a career in music?

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    p.s you dont have to include analogies!!
     
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  2. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Not:

    Carlton Cole
    Heskey
    Crouch
     
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  3. gotcoffee

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    Signing Jay Bothroyd could be as bad as letting this guy run a country ..

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  4. Erik

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    Not Winston Bogarde, he's as much use as Anne Widdecombe's fanny. <ok>

    Not so much an analogy as an I-hate-Anne-Widdecombe joke.
     
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    Erik, May 16, 2011
  5. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Carlton Cole (His awful miss yesterday summed it up)
    Tal Ben Haim (Clueless defender , don't understand how anyone ever rated him)
    Jason Roberts (His incompetence frightens me)
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, May 16, 2011
  6. gotcoffee

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    Phew .. glad there was no picture with that WRT ..
     
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    Signing Carlton Cole would be as misplaced as having Gary Glitter in charge of children.
     
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  8. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    A picture you say? Sure thing!

    *Removed*
     
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    Erik, May 16, 2011
  9. Heavy Metal Toon

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    uggggh that's ****ing sick, take it down!!
     
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  10. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> :smiley-finger007:

    :emoticon-0140-rofl:

    :emoticon-0136-giggl

    <party>

    <rofl>
     
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    Christ almighty !!! ... wish I'd never mentioned it now .. get rid of that, it's making me ill ..
     
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  12. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    Thats just ****ed up!
     
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  13. Erik

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    <laugh> <rofl>

    <party>
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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    Yep.

    A little bit of sick.
     
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    My eyes, the goggles do nothing. <wah>
     
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  16. The Situation

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    Actually just puked abit in my mouth.......................At the thought of anne widdecomes vag

    and the pics pretty bad too
     
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  17. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Right, that's my pizza thrown away for the night...
     
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    <laugh>

    A classic episode. <ok>
     
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    Erik, May 16, 2011
  20. TheLittleGeordie

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    why, why would you do that. I curse you for even typing in blue waffle to google you sick ****er
     
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