Last couple of days I seem to be being stalked by nutters. Walking across the car park at Morrisons when a bloke and his wife come tearing round a corner and nearly wipe me up. Not content with that he jumps out of his car shouting and swearing and threatening all sorts of mischief. I'm a middle aged bloke who doesn't need this sh*t anymore and just walk away. Got on a train today - two pissed up chavs spend half an hour swearing at each other at the top of their voices before having a bitch slapping fight as they get off the train. I was just thinking how nice it would be rather than just ignoring stuff like that you could stick 50,000 volts through the numpties before you walk away. Who else would benefit from electric dancing lessons? Did Charles Bronson have a point!?
Bronson was good, but this fella had that extra bit of class... [video=youtube_share;uB1NiNKwueE]http://youtu.be/uB1NiNKwueE[/video] And for the record, Fearne Cotton. The stupid bitch.
Owen Jones and Stewart Lee. I wouldn't taser Russell Brand; I'd perform the blood eagle on him instead.
Agree Unfortunately when this numpty steps down eventually, there'll be an exact replica to replace him.
I agree with all of the above. I am 56 and just fed up of the underclass (one tier below lower class) spoiling my day. I am a medium/small guy and I always walk away ignoring them. They then have nobody to argue with....job done. Recently, my mindset has changed. So, I have joined a gym and my aim is to get my fitness up build a bit of muscle and then not walk away. Some c**t will suffer for the last 30 years of me walking away from these b******s. I am probably crazy thinking like this but f**k these so called loud mouthed bastards. I will probably post a lot more once I am in my prison cell.
