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  1. Leo Billy

    Leo Billy Well-Known Member

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    If you had one female celebrity to choose at any time who would be?

    for me- Michelle Keegan/Emily Ratjowski
     
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    Leo Billy, Feb 18, 2021
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Karen Gillan or Angela Scanlon

    either of them would be my one. At a push Gillan would get a slice of the meat.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 18, 2021
  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    To bring some class to proceedings either Faye Dunaway or Lauren Bacall. Close third Audrey Hepburn.

    Michelle Keegan, Karen Gillan...really?
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Feb 18, 2021
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    most of the ones you mentioned are corpses.

    like a bit of Necro on the side mate?

    he meant time of day <whistle>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 18, 2021
  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Most celebs on the telly are rancid these days, especially cos of shows like TOWIE, Geordie Shore and stuff.

    All just proper low income trash who like to chat like men, it makes them feel like they're down to earth and a laugh. Same **** tattoos too.

    If you wanna be proper young and with it, check out female streamers on Twitch.

    Some of them are downright ****ing gorgeous
     
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    haslam Well-Known Member

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    100%

    Suspect you could have a laugh with her too.
     
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    haslam, Feb 19, 2021

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    Lucy Verasamy
     
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  8. cronemeister

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    Jessica Rabbit
     
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  9. JakartaToon

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    Holliday Grainger at 6.30am.
     
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    JakartaToon, Feb 19, 2021
  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Neve Campbell
     
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  11. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Really? Even after seeing her in the buff, you'd still want a go?
     
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    Roland Deschain, Feb 19, 2021
  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    At 13 years old age she was my choice
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Feb 19, 2021
  13. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think you might want to reconsider your choice of words there. Or post on the Sunderland board.
     
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    JakartaToon, Feb 19, 2021
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    Mila Kunis <333

    Eastern European heritage so you know she'd slap you around a bit in the bedroom.

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    G4rdToonArmy, Feb 19, 2021
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Whilst stealing your wallet and watch
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Feb 19, 2021
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Don't forget your tires, brothers Nikolai and Dimitar on it as you go about the business.
     
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    Welshie, Feb 19, 2021
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    please log in to view this image
     
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