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Who Would Win?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 3, 2011.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I know this thread may have been done before, but I don't care. Who would win in these battle scenarios:

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    Grizzly bear

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    Siberian tiger

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    You've got the raw strength and ferocity of the bear, against the speed and power of the big cat. I'd go for the tiger.

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    Nile crocodile

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    Hippopotamus

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    Got to be the hippo for me. The croc's got a nasty bite, but the hippo would be too big, and they're apparently very dangerous when pissed off.

    Feel free to add your own hypothetical beastly clashes.
     
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  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I am putting my money on the tiger and the croc
     
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  3. Reggie

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  4. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Tina or Jen. The one is a slimey obnoxious beast, the other supports Southamton.
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    jip ...did i read somewhere about you and divorce ? if i did and if its true , i bet its over the who do you love more question and you ****ed up and didnt follow my advice
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    A hippo would destroy a croc. It could bite it in half in one go.

    The grizzly would easily win too. It would rip the tiger to pieces.
     
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  7. TTIAO

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    1) Tiger (have to stick with my own club :))
    2) Hippo
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I squirmed out of that one by the skin of my teeth. Still in the doghouse though :(

    Nah. Tigers are far too quick. It would have Gentle Ben by the jugular before he could even stand up and roar stupidly as they do.
     
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  9. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    The first part of this is true and could be confirmed, as they both live in the same environment, Croc's stay well away from adult Hippos. The Tiger and the Bear, well Grizzly anyhow, would probably never meet. My money would be on the Bear, just through sheer size alone, But of all land mammals the supreme fighter would be the Elephant, funny how they are mostly placid though.
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I think it's because (a) they don't get threatened very often so don't have to get violent, and (b) they're herbivores.
     
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  11. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Would you start a fight with one, does anything start fight's with them. No. Hippo's are herbivores too dude.
     
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  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    [video=youtube;xfYAj1k9uZM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfYAj1k9uZM&feature=related[/video]
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Like elephants, they only tend to get really aggressive if trouble looks for them.
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " In the jungle, the mighty jungle , the lion sleeps tonight "


    see that, it really annoys me because lions don`t live in the jungle.
     
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  15. TTIAO

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    On occasion, if they come across it, Hippos will eat meat as well.
     
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  16. Sanj

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    Bear and Croc.
     
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  17. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    And in the same context, Lions who are of course "Carnivorous" eat vegetable matter, as when the kill is secured, the first thing a Lion does is eat the contents of it's prey's stomach. Which in most cases contain vegetable matter.
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    What a crock of ****.

    T-Rex would **** them all up.

    Marc Bolan was one tough mofo <grr>
     
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  19. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Not tough enough for that oak tree though. Squished him good and proper.
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough. <wah>
     
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