Well the Danes "probably" make the best lager in the world, whereas the Welsh are huge pissheads. Strike one for Denmark with that weapon.
I Agree it's a tough question. All along I'd be hoping for some peace agreement, but IF I happened to see welsh soldiers marching outside I'd go ****ing bazerk
Denmark, they have control over their country including Army, airforce and navy. Wales is under the thumb of the English and aren't trusted to have any.
Oh come on lads, don't be so bloody defeatist. The indomitable Llywelyn the Great would be spinning in his grave if he heard such dismal defeatism. Do you think the mystical land of King Arthur would flinch at such a threat? Would the proud manhood of this Land of our Fathers meekly bow down while the blood of the immortal Prince Owain courses through their veins? From the majestic green valleys of the south to the snow-capped summits of the north, the brave sons of ancient Cymru would answer her call. The mighty roar of the Dragon would be heard by one and all and the tyrant would quake like in the days of yore. Never would the precious banner of St David be lowered by any foe while there's a Welsh heart still beating. The cry will forever ring out: Y DDRAIG GOCH DDYRY GYCHWYN!! please log in to view this image
OK OK You stand in front of a Danish tank with Llewelyn, St David, Arthur, Merlin, Glyndwr, A dragon, Pwyll and Charlotte Church and if you survive the first battery of shelling and machine guns I'll join you. Otherwise its a, it's "what do you mean 'us' paleface'" moment. Not even the massed choirs of Morriston and Glyn Neath reciting Under Milk Wood in Welsh would be enough to deter two Vikings in a chopper, yet even the advert for it would bring the population of Powys, Glamorgan and Gwyneth to its (her) knees in sublimation to the great creator to submit to an eternity in the fury furnace rather than hear Ely Jenkins' prayer. Our only hope would be to show them the sculpture in castle gardens and Monks hero's' collection of Michael Laudrup memorabilia and hope they accept we're a long established Danish outpost.
Not sure - you'd have to ask jonasbrothers ... but I think it has something to do with bar bills left by Jan Mølby, sacking Laudrup or laughing at Andreas Cornelius
