Stood there on the green outside Parliament dressed like a tramp waiting for another chance to get himself on the TV again like he's some sort of f*cking Saint. He starts 'Jamies School Dinners' for the sole reason of self promotion, wheedles his way into Number 10 preaching to anyone with a camera of microphone that he's on some self appointed mission to cure childhood obesity, gets an MBE and lo and behold opens a new chain of restaurants on the back of the publicity. The baw-bag faced lisping cnut can't even cook that well. He'd ruin something as simple as a boiled egg "Thmath thome eggth into a pan (whiv my name on, cheerth Tefal) boil for thixth hourth and tip 'em out onto a bed of rocket & distrethed cucumber, sploth thome balthamic vinegar and oilive oil all over it until you can't even thee the plate, wipe off all the spit from your rubbery lipth and Bob'th your Uncle me old China Plate" I like him less than Mitch Winehouse which is saying a lot.
The only thing he has done is making cans of pop more expensive. A can of Cherry Coke will be about 80p now . ****ing ****
When he is caught evading his tax he will probably get let off for having the idea of the sugar tax. He should go and felate an elephant and drown in it's cumbersome. Chuck in Huw Fatuous ****stain and I would be a very, very happy man. Grade a ****s the pair of them
Wouldn't be Not606 without some raging middle-aged queer bemoaning someone with a sense of purpose in life. At least try and be happy for your kids, you depressed ****er.
He is a wretch of a man. While his skanky daughter was deep in the throes of heroin addiction he couldn't keep his yid face away from the cameras saying everybody should be telling Amy how much they loved her and he was powerless to do f*ck all about her being a junkie. Even had the gall to do a show with David 'The Hoff' Hasselhoff about being a Dad. Hoff who had been found flat out on the floor by his daughter who had to call an ambulance for him and that Winehouse c*nt who cheated on his wife and tried to get his own singing career going at the same time as piggy-backing off his daughter's memory. I think in the USA he would quite rightly be called a douchebag.
I've seen Jamie Oliver in Chelmsford on a couple of occasions. He has a restaurant there, but I've never used it. I can fully understand why so many people want to kick him in the cods.
If I walk into an off license and a can of Cherry Coke is 80 or 90p and a can of beer is £1 or £1.20p I'm taking the beer , how is that healthy ?
If a gram of smack is cheaper than a night on the piss, would you buy the scag? You ****ing degenerate.
