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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    SHE’D planned the best day of her life, with no expense spared on her big gypsy wedding. But the reality ended up far different for Dimples McPhee.

    She discharged herself from hospital three days after she was slashed, to marry her fiance John Connor, she told the court.
    Terrified the love of her life would desert her upon discovering the reality of her scarring, desperate Dimples went through “the wedding from hell”.

    She had no honeymoon or party and spent her wedding night lying on the sofa in her mum and dad’s house.
    She told the court: “I discharged myself on Sunday as I didn’t think my husband would want to marry a woman who’d been scarred for life.

    “I got married on the Monday – the day the police phoned me to say Philomena had been released from custody.
    “I would describe my wedding as the wedding from hell. My dad wanted me to wait but said: ‘I’m not stopping you. Get married if you want to.’

    “I couldn’t wear my corset tight on my wedding day because the blood from a cut was seeping through. It was very, very sore.
    “I couldn’t get a reception. I put my dress on and the cameramen were filming me and I had to tell them to stop as I was in so much pain and couldn’t take it. I just wanted to get married because I was in fear that my husband wouldn’t want to marry me.
    “The priest had to say my full name – which is Anne Teresa Philomena McPhee – so I had to hear her (the accused Philomena Doherty) name throughout my wedding.

    “What was meant to be the happiest day turned out to be the most horrible, horrible, horrible day of my life.

    “After the wedding, I went to mum and dad’s and just went for a sleep because I was so tired and sore.”

    Dimples told the court her father Billy “worked all his life to pay for his oldest daughter’s wedding”. (A likely tale) They had ordered cakes at a cost of £2100, table and chair covers at £600, a £227 pair of wedding shoes and a five-star hotel in Edinburgh.

    “Dad didn’t care about losing his money because he just didn’t want to bury his daughter,” she added.
    Her mother Anne told the court: “It was going to be a big wedding – hopefully a nice wedding.

    “My husband was paying. We had booked a castle in Edinburgh for over 200 guests.

    “We wanted to give her a nice wedding day, my first daughter.

    “We eventually just had to give wedding cake away to our neighbours. “She had hundreds of stitches in her face. She had to be taken out of her dress during the wedding. “She remembers this for all the wrong reasons. “Everyone says to her, ‘You made the papers for being the Scottish slash bride, not for the big, fat gypsy wedding.’ “It was supposed to be the happiest day of her life but it was nearly a funeral instead.”
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Thank you Dev for not posting a picture of Dimples McPhee.
     
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    <laugh> Dimples









    Wid ye?
     

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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    **** you Pud, **** you <grr>



    ps Nice tits for a tranny mind.



    Pps Gas wid
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I would <ok>
     
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    <laugh>

    It's all about the tits!
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Think I must have missed something, what is the S.P on this?
     
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    Probably <ok>
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Dimples McPhee. <laugh>
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Is she related to Tits McGhee?
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Doubtless she has a brother called Bam Bam and a sister called Pebbles.
     
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