Off Topic Who or what is Fredor?

Having analysed his posts for sometime now I suspect that Fredor may not be a Sunderland fan too scared to post on their board. I am not sure exactly who or what he is but have come up with a number of possible options and would appreciate your feedback. There is some background to the various choices below:

1. Convict Descendant - Fredor is a descendant of a convict who was shipped to Australia in 1778 for stealing a loaf of bread from Gregges Olde English Bakery in Newcastle. He has held a grudge against all things Newcastle ever since.
2. Software Programme - Fredor is actually Version 1.0 of a random response software programme that is currently being tested on the Newcastle Board. On completion of this first phase of testing Version 1.0.1 will be programmed with additional responses such as "I am sick of you lot and am not posting here again", "leave Billy alone - he was in the army" "did anyone else ever get felt up in the Fulwell End" and retested on the Sunderland Board
3. Captain Chaos' other account - unlikely but CC sometimes has a tendency to post random responses on threads. Only difference is his are funny but maybe he does this to avoid being detected.
4. A failed statistician - while he loves to post supposedly factual statistics from the past he invariably gets them wrong. I suspect he enrolled on a Statistics Course at Sunderland University but was thrown out on the first day for being way below standard and fled to Australia in disgrace
5. Something else - I am sure many of you have your suspicions so lets hear them

 

He's a potato

 

He's a Cantankerous, Unloved, Nosey, Tazmanian.

 

He's a bit of a dullard...

 

Simply the most tedious human being ever to use a computer.

 

Every foul word possible in a bowl of alphabet soup

Just jokes fedor just banter

 

A perennial biter. His posts amuse me but he really cannot help himself

 

As bad as that arsehole Gala? That would take some doing!

One thing is sure, Fredor the Troll will take some burying.....the only time he will stop posting is when we finally beat the Mackems on the pitch.

Only then will he leave us. But for now, he is enjoying it.

 

Apparently he got so upset with the abuse on here he rang up the Samaritans.
After 20 mins listening to Fredor the Samaritan hung himself.

 

The likes of me and General Lee Speaking have seen this all before. There was another forum we use to go on and a couple of morons attached themselves to it...one was called gala. He was a SMB and eventually sucked the life out of what was left of the board. It was constant abuse, for years, people just stopped posting. He would leave when we beat Sunderland, disappear for six months and then return when the path was clear. It was, say, ten or fifteen new threads on a Saturday night after he'd had two shandies.

I suggest we all put Fredor on ignore.....it will kill him if no one replies to his BS.

 

Fredor comes in many guises.....

The Circus Ringmaster

The Farmer that tends to his sheep and crops

The Thread Killer

But my favourite is The Puppeteer - Just watch as he casually ensnares posters and has them dancing to his tune.....

Some on here actually convince themselves he's biting....
Sorry lads you need to look in the mirror at your forehead - you'll have the word FREDORED stamped on it....

What's this, at least the third thread on Fredor that I can recall - and yet some of you still come back for more.

I don't blame him, I blame YOU.....

 

Your're right, I'm off to seek help.....
" good evening everyone..my name's Jim and I"m a Fredorholic"

 

I concur

 

We had it on the BBC606 with Boro Gully and David Moyes Wife. They were both tedious, but not quite as bad as Fredor for pure boring. They'd have their moments when they raised a smile.

 

....can you remember that f@cker Teabag, I think he was s Sheffield United fan.

 

Aye that was another. It was quite entertaining then because the rules were so strict, they actually had to get creative as opposed to abusive. Some great recipes came from it

 

Those were days when we wore short pants and fanny was a girls name.

 

I had Fredor on ignore for two years and only recently un-ignored him.

However, I'm not interested in any of his flannel and will put him back on ignore. Life is too short to communicate with the fredors of this world.

 

This. ^^^

The guy is a troll pure and simple............ and not a particularly good one at that. I'm just surprised that so many people bite to be honest. Just completely ignore him and eventually he will have very little choice but to **** off.

 

I remember borogully & DMW. Didn't DMW come over to here for a bit? Wonder what happened to him. Perhaps he's a Sunderland fan now, poor soul.