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Who is your worst player

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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Who is the player who's name on the first XI makes you shudder the most.

    There's obviously a few to choose from at West Ham, but the 2 that stand out are Masuaku and Ogbonna, neither can defend competently and are prone to panicky stupidity, that Ogbonna has managed 13 caps with Italy has shaken my long held belief in Italians being the best defenders in football, to it's core. Masuaku is probably even worse at defending, but worked okay as a WB in a 5 man defence under Moyes and looks a footballer when he goes forwards. Sadly we don't play him in a 5 man defence, we play him in a 4, and because of injuries he starts alongside Ogbonna.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Andreas Pereira.

    He’s even worse than Phil Jones.
     
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    Danny Drinkwater ... oh but wait ...
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Iheanacho <laugh>
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    He's no Lukaku ... although he's probably scored more goals against the other top 5 in his career <ok>
     
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    Marouane Fellaini.

    Don't mind him as an occasional sub but him ever being in the first eleven lacks any imagination whatsoever.

    Carthorse, simple as that.
     
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    Moreno.
     
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    Trippier
    Davies
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Loris?
     
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  10. BobbyD

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    Lol but harsh .maybe this year but they were decent last year.

    As for chelsea it has to be morata for me.

    Next has to be jorginho.

    Im going to answer for @StanDMan our worst 2 for him are alonso and #sorrysarri
     
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    Lolmela?

    Davey sanchez?
     
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    It speaks volumes about how much their team has gone backwards, when you consider Sissoko would have been an absolute shoe-in for this one last season.
     
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  13. BobbyD

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    <laugh>
     
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    Not the worst...I appreciate that he has a brain fart in him
     
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    Matt Targett or Charlie Austin
     
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    Lallana. Cryuff turning twat.
     
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    Not dejan best defender in the world lovren.

    Or jordan pass it sideways henderson?
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Vestergaard looks alright in a back 3 at times but whenever I watch him live he terrifies me.
     
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  19. Bodinki

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    Gotta be Morata,

    The worst player on our books is Baba Rahman, but he is out on loan at the moment.
    I will always remember one time, he was playing, and I was sat on the same side as his wing, and he made me cringe every time he touched the ball.
    For 90 minutes I sat there wincing........terrible, no control, no composure, was constantly caught out of position......
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I feel the same about Andy Carroll, for me he's a last 15 minute man when you're chasing a goal, or needing to face an aerial bombardment, other than that he's detrimental to the way we play, even more now as, since he has come back, he has the movement of an oak tree. I think I would start Fellaini in a few games, though, when you play the Pulis/Allardyce style teams, last night for example.
     
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