Well Titus ****ing Bramble.. Michael Turner, John O'Shea The Titanic (oh **** there's ice), or a Galapogas tortoise?
Bramble wasnt slow. Never really noticed till Palace but Vergini runs like he's **** himself and is slow as ****.
A hare was stranded on the Galapagos and got bored with dashing all over the island looking for a race. Eventually a tortoise said he would take him on in a race for home. The tortoise won.