Who has been ****ter? Man United or Liverpool

Since their sets of fans seem to enjoy trying to one up each other constantly, I thought I would hold another competition.....

So far this season, which club has been ****ter?

United are more top heavy than Lolo Ferrari, perhaps one of the most lop sided teams I can remember.
Where their front line boasts such talents as Di Maria, Van Persie, Juan Mata, Rooney,
Where as their back line boasts such "talent" as Chris Smalling, Phil Jones, Marcos "Do you love anyone enough to give them your last" Rojo.

Liverpool on the other hand looks a shadow of their former selves.
Their talismanic striker has gone to snack on some Spanish cuisine and their other front man, Danny The Studge, has been laid up.
And it looks like Brendan has spent their nest egg on a bunch of duds. Their defence is shambolic as Uniteds, though it shouldnt be on paper, but they cant seem to score goals either, with Italian stropster Mario cutting an increasingly moody and isolated figure up front.

Now I know United and Liverpool fans will be tempted to descend on this thread in hails of fury, but I beg you to desist. This is for neutral fans only (that includes you Tobes ).

Which of these two clubs looks most likely to pull themselves out of the Quagmire? Will either get top 4?

 

Sympathy post for this tragic thread.

 

We're going to smash this weekend Bod!

 

Should be a good game. I expect your boys will be more up for it than they were at St James' Park.

 

Considering the disgusting amount of money the part-timers have spunked on wages and transfers, has to be £an Utd.

Worst VFM team in Prem history

 

About half what you spent and 10 more league titles.

 

You won't be getting any more

 

course not.

What the last decade has shown is even tiny, minute clubs with barely a fan to their name can work n titles by chucking someone elses money at it...

So imagine what a giant of the game, with pockets that never end and a global appeal that allows us to sign world class players even after finishing 7th can do.....

We'll win plenty more titles.

 

Did we win?

 

All the best players blanked you again, and you had to pay Real rejects £300,000 a week to sign on

 

I recall us signing reals best player after ronaldo. Not sure about rejects though. Who was that guy completely outclassed again at old trafford you got from barcelonas bench? Have you found him since his disappearance?

 

Bod's just jinxed Sunday's game then

How **** would it make Chelsea to only draw against United and then lose to us

 

He can't even take a corner.

 

Liverpool?

 

Yeh what about liverpool?

 

True. It is of course, the only true test of any player.

 

Man Utd - to answer the op


1 man team - Smalling

 

It's a basic skill that he cannot do.

 

They were a giant of the game, but have not quite got back there. The same can happen to ManUre.
Anything else I need to spell out for you?

 

Is it? Cool.