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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I got a 40+ year old bottle of Spanish vodka from an old woman who’s staying at my house eating my food and drinking my drink. I hate old people.

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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    All mine were sound.
     
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    My youngest got a giant gummy bear, it’s about a foot tall <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Dec 26, 2018
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I got an apron <cool>
     
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    Toby, Dec 26, 2018
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Dec 26, 2018
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  6. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    She got me a tea pot.
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Dec 27, 2018
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  7. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    6 bottles of Harp.

    Because bottles of Harp are not pints of Smithwicks.
     
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    B-C, Dec 27, 2018
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  8. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Small bottles. Not even pint bottles.
     
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    B-C, Dec 27, 2018
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  9. Tina.

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    Divorce the cow.
     
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    Tina., Dec 27, 2018
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  10. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I got some Subbuteo gear. :)
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 27, 2018
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oooh, what did you get? One year I got these:

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    DevAdvocate, Dec 27, 2018
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I got 12 months of IPTV. Free sports channels, movie channels, TV and a data base of thousands of movies.

    I shall never see the sun again.

    Inconsiderate bastard that got me that.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 27, 2018
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  14. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I had them too. An excellent addition.

    I got loads of stuff off ebay, including floodlights, two grandstands (complete with painted fans), an FA Cup, and an 80s Southampton/Molenbeek team. I used to have most of it before it got binned when I left home, so I'm now busily restoring my childhood. I'll post some pictures when I complete the full set up. :)
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    And I got these three little beauties - :emoticon-0169-dance

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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 27, 2018
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    As I mentioned before I used to play in a Subbuteo league, home and away games. One of my mates for his home games had hung a light with a shade connected to a car battery above the pitch as floodlights. Looked quite good but he was a terrible dragger, Simmy was his name I seem to recall.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Just stuck the Godfather on using that ****ty present.

    Just watched Bad times at the El Royale which was quite good. Well worth a watch.

    Watched infinity wars again this morning.

    I'm off until the 7th too.

    Splendid.<cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 27, 2018
  18. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    In general terms, I don't like receiving gifts that are not money so wasn't impressed with what I got.

    As well as getting me a tea pot, I got a football trivia book from Bernadette. Page 2 has a "Did you know" banner at the bottom of the page.... "Did you know that Aberdeen beat Bon Accord 36-0 in the 1885 Scottish Cup"..... EH NAW A DIDNAE!! But I know that Arbroath beat them 36-0!!!

    I got an enchanting musk (Koln to older guys) which certainly gets Julie moist, a pair of trainers (Adidas gazelles) and a sudoku Rubik's cube which I will never use.

    Best gift was Christmas itself, love this time of year but dreading January already.

    God Bless you all (apart from those still defending the Paedophilia at Celtic)
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Dec 27, 2018
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  19. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Best gift ...PlayStation 4

    Worse gift .... Lynx Africa
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Dec 27, 2018
  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    If you ever fancy a game of something drop me a PM <diva>
     
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