Breaking news that Mourinho Is A God, was found dead at midday today in a car park. Had he gone to meet @PISKIE in a prearranged fight, organised by @HRH Custard VC - or did Piskie not turn up and he bumped into someone such as Chaos! Cause of death currently unknown, but talk of double tap. Double tap sounds like a job by @Commachio but sources state he was still assigned to his Nuclear Sub Base by a string of sausages. Witnesses state, that they had seen a strange man lurking in the area earlier in the day, and police have released a picture of a person they would like to speak to in assisting them with their enquiries; please log in to view this image
Well, it only took took 3 years, multiple flounce offs, threats of legal action and in the end he had to be forced to do it, but HIAG has finally had his avatar changed. It’s for one year +1 month that he still owes me, so I guess we’ll see him again in Jan 2021
Video footage just in, suggesting a double tap may have been planned... please log in to view this image